Prince William's Engagement Offends Just About Everybody!

Aside from the happy couple, Prince William's suprise engagement to Malka Ali of Manchester has shocked the nation. The Arch-Bishop of Caterbury stated that he was unsure whether Prince William could marry outside the faith. His father Charles stated that while he was uncertain with the choice since he has never met the girl and does not even know what she looks like, other than liking to wear black. Willy often wears black so I guess they have that in common. Islamic scholars were less generous issuing a fatwa against Prince William for marrying a Muslim woman. "Muslim men can marry Christians but a Christian man can not marry a Muslim women. It is not allowed." Jihadists amongst the British population were unsure what to do. "We'd like to kill him, since it is what we like to do, however, if he becomes King maybe his kids will be Muslims and then our goal of turning Britain into an Islamic totalitarian state will be closer. The consensus however was that he should be killed. "When in doubt, kill the Infidel." said one Jihadist who chose to remain unidentified. Kate Middleton, Prince William's long time girlfriend stated that she was as shocked as everyone. Prince William when asked whether he would convert stated, "Whatever".