Prince William's Engagement is not to Kate Middleton, but to self!

Buckingham Palace was shocked to hear Prince William's decision to marry himself. Rather than trouble with Kate Middlton and the possibility that his marriage may end up like his fathers, Prince William has become engaged to himself. As for an heir to the thrown, Prince William states that by the time one is needed he can clone himself thereby ensuring the royal line. The Queen has released a statement that she will agree to the wedding is her son Charles abdicates the throne in favour of his son. "Willy is a fine grandson and I think he'll make a fine couple." As for his now title, some are speculating on Quing or perhaps Kieen as possibilies for refering to William once he has assumed the throne.