Jacob Zuma: Obviously she wants to have sex because her legs are not crossed.

Jacob Zuma: A woman who is looking at me, definitely wants sex.

Jacob Zuma: A woman who is not looking at me, is being coy so she definitely wants sex.

Jacob Zuma: A laughing woman is telling me she wants sex.

Jacob Zuma: When a woman picks her nose, this is a definite sign she wants to have sex with me.

Jacob Zuma: Touching her ear is a clear sign a woman is demanding sex.

Jacob Zuma: When a woman is punching me in my sexist empty head, I know for certain she wants to have sex with me.

The verdict, handed down by a Johannesburg judge after a daylong reading in court of his decision, concluded a venomous trial in which Mr. Zuma, 64, made the sexual and mental history of his 31-year-old accuser the linchpin of his defense.

Zuma told the court that it was clear from the complainant's apparel and from the way she sat on a couch in her skirt - not with her legs tightly together, but splayed - that she was trying "to tell [me] something".

Jacob Zuma has now compiled a list of how to know whether a woman wants to have sex with him.