Iran's New List of Islamic Haircuts as Shown by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

The Islamic totalitarian government of Iran recently declared that Western haircuts were unIslamic, however I believe that the Western media heard it wrong. The Islamic totalitarian state was really declaring that everyone must now have an Islamic Western haircut. Just as the Danish pastrywas renames the "Rose of Mohammad" after some obscure cartoonists created images of Mohammad, Western haircuts have now also been appropriately given Islamic names! I personally like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in "The Mo" given that he is a stooge.